Colonoscopy Enthusiast Tote

$35.00 USD
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100% of profits pay for colonoscopies in underinsured communities

12 oz., 100% heavy cotton canvas with bottom gusset ('cause you know even our bag's got a great ass 🍑).

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If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase we offer returns for store credit within 30 days of delivery. If 30 days have passed since your purchase has been delivered, unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a credit or exchange.

Spread the good word while grocery shopping, riding the subway, or on a first date. With this cheeky tote, it's never not a good time to talk about ass — and how to save it! 

100% cotton canvas bag measures 15”H x 20”W x 5”D. 

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Colonoscopy Enthusiast Tote

Colonoscopy Enthusiast Tote

$35.00 USD

Look fantASStic, feel even better.

New customers get 10% off

on your first purchase with code GETSOMEASS

Free shipping

on orders over $50

Nonprofit apparel

All proceeds pay for colonoscopies