The Original Ass Hat

It's giving sASS, it's giving self-ASSured, it's giving a whole lotta ASS HAT, baby.

Around here, being one is a good thing: you're spreading cancer prevention awareness and good vibes and helping fund a colonoscopy for someone who needs one. Ass hats off to you!

100% polyester with breathable back, snapback closure, and rubber patch logo. Unisex.

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Net profits go towards improving access to affordable colonoscopies for the underinsured.